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Recorded in my kitchen in 2015 on a Zoom H4 portable recording device that I had on loan from Madison Area Technical College.

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I was a monster
You were a caveman
We made a scene
On the dance floor pretty darlin'
It was Halloween
I'd never seen ya
Make yourself
So available
The look in your eyes
It was spooky

You called me bra
I called you bra-strap
We had a chuckle
High fives fist bumps flyin'
I think that you broke my knuckle

If one more guy says
He finds me
strangely attractive
I'm gonna kick in the nuts
I made up my mind
to keep my mouth shut

We were dancin' and drinkin'
And thinkin' we had it made
It was your party and everyone left
Even the DJ abdicated

Yeah, he split...

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from From the Mixed Up Files of Mr. Matthew T. Schindler, Volume 6, released September 26, 2023
written and performed by Matty Schindler, aka Faux Jean

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Faux Jean is singer-songwriter from Duluth Minnesota who currently resides near the border of Mexico. He is kind of a stay- at-home dad slash dilettante coming out of hibernation and releasing music with greater frequency as time speeds up. Faux Jean cut his teeth in the fertile Minneapolis music scene in the early aughts before settling down to family life. He likes to draw and dance and and and!! ... more

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