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From the Mixed Up Files of Mr. Matthew T Schindler, Volume 2

by Faux Jean

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Laugh all that you like at the miracle that is love and it's alright to believe that everyone before you leave before you go you've got to know before you kiss time right on the lips right on the lips it's a miracle.
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Unintouch Incorporated Separated at birth but from nothing that I know but I'll tell you later I'll tell you later when I know for sure And so we find our protagonist again and he's in trouble it seems though you may try to lend a helping hand he says he'd much rather stay there where he's lying all day
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Jenny was a friend of my oh and she lived on the corner She was in the sixth grade, I was in the fourth, she was older With Jenny Endicott it didn’t matter at all She was a real human being So enlightened at such a young age And now I see what it means: Jenny always said “You know, it’s such a waste of time to grow old!” And Jenny Endicott said “Take my hand and maybe we will go for a walk.” Jenny was a friend, she sat with me in cafeteria When I got sick with chickenpox she brought me soup and meals We sat on the couch all day long watching infomercials on TV The occasional day-time soap just to catch up on the story Jenny says “Matty well you really should know, it’s such a waste of time to grow old.” And Jenny Endicott said take my hand, maybe we will go for a walk. Jenny Endicott said take my hand maybe it is time that we talked And we walked… She was in the 6th grade her parents said that it was time to move on Her dad got a job in the Cities and it was a promotion So farewell to this northern port, where Matty and his family live We cried together under the porch, we held hands and kissed a little bit Oh, now I’m alone, Jenny is somewhere yes I know And I know That Jenny Endicott was a friend of mine, put her hand and heart on the line Jenny Endicott said “Take my hand hand, maybe we will go for a walk” Jenny was a friend that I could count on Jenny was the friend that I would count on (Gibberish) She helped with my day all the time Jenny Endicott said “Take my hand, Maybe we will go for a walk…” Jenny Jenny Jenny
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I'll wait for you my lover I'll waste away waiting for you
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I'll play homewrecker to your concubine I'll do what you want me to do I'll play homewrecker to your concubine I'm here for you I'm so in love with what we've got not gonna call it love know better than to call it love I'll play, oooohhh I'll play homewrecker to your concubine I'll do what you want me to do I'll play homewrecker to your concubine I'm here for you I'm so in love with what we got ain't gonna call it love ain't gonna call it love It all started when you were home for the holidays a semester abroad had changed your ways no more cat and mouse you said come to your house your parents were away so I came and I stayed all night long two nights strong third night wrong third night good night... you were home again in June we lay in a field staring at the moon you leaned and kissed my cheek we only had a week and your parents were not away so we had to evade and i prayed every night for your release I'd wait by the "T" in the field no more cat and mouse you said "I won't be at my house, we'll meet in a field far away we'll meet in a field far away we'll meet in a field far away..." you were home for the holidays a semester abroad had changed your ways no more cat and mouse you said "come to my house!" "my parents" you said "are away." so I came and I stayed and I stayed I'll play homewrecker to your concubine I'll do what you want me to do I'll play homewrecker to your concubine (listen) I'm here for you I'm here for you
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Don't you care?!! Don't you?! Don't you?! Don't you care?!! The sad sick ache that could be fake or true as in love what will it take to know? And not to know is more than you bear even more than you care to take And so you walk away to the sad sick ache to the sad sick ache that could be fake that could be fate Don't walk away from love Don't walk away Don't walk away from love Don't walk away So few things are true and if you don't make them they just go away like love and fate (like love and fate) (like love and fate) Destiny, we had a date! A time and place cold street and late so far from fate and so good-bye good night good-bye good night alone you go turn and walk away to the sad sick ache that could be fake it could be fate you wanted fate Don't walk away from love Don't walk away Don't walk away from love Don't walk away keep your heart upright and true endeavor to in everything and love will be your fate Love will be your fate Don't walk away from love Don't walk away Don't walk away from love Don't walk away Don't walk away (Don't you dare to walk away!) Don't walk away (Don't you dare to walk away!) Don't walk away Don't you dare Don't you care? Don't walk away Destiny, we had a date! Don't you care? like love and fate (like love and fate) (like love and fate)
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I was alone in a room dancing with the lights out I was at home and you said you might stop by You let yourself in through the back door (gibberish)
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Poopy Pants 01:46
(talking): Around about the time of the publication of the Gutenberg Bible, another book came out called "Till Eulenspiegel and his Pranks," and Till sold S-H-I-T. Here's a song for all the kids they all know it rhymes with it and it starts with S-H shhhhh S-H-I-T is poopy pants Oh S-H-I-T is poop S-H-I-T is crap S-H-I-T is poopy pants, why is that so bad? S-H-I- add a T is poopy pants, not on TV? Well there's a notion among the leaders of our country that dung spelled a certain way is wrong and you cannot say it on TV (or the radio) Oh S-H-I-T is poop S-H-I-T is crap S-H-I-T is poopy pants, why is that so bad? S-H-I- add a T S-H-I-T is poopy pants
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Why would you do that to someone you love? Why would you do that to someone you love? When hope and hate and envy they conspire on you To make decisions that will bring you down and Why would you do that to someone you love? Why would you do that to someone you love? I don’t know… Why would you do that to someone you care for? Why would you do that to someone you love? When hope and hate and envy they conspire on you To laugh and like guilt around you (gibberish) Why would you do that to someone you love? Why would you do that to someone you love? I don’t know You think you’ve got this game all wrapped up, Said you’re done but that’s not all you’re cracked to do All your love and oh your heart is true But still I have to ask you: Why would you do that to someone you love? Why would you do that to someone you care for? When hope and hate and envy they conspire on you To say words that hurt so badly and Why would you do that to someone you love? Why would you do that to someone you love and care for? Why would you do that to someone you love? “I don’t love you anymore” she says, “that’s why.” “I don’t love you anymore” she says, “that’s why.”
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of lyrics, there are none.
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no words here
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So sad at Hanukkah I was symptomatic At Ramadan I was in a panic I was in a phase just this side on manic and then by Christmas Day I forgot you And though it may seem just a tad bit late Here it is: My Gift for You My Gift for You I'm gonna wrap it up you'll never know what's inside so go ahead and open it it's just like my very inside The holidays they seemed so traumatic I didn't sleep for days I was smokin' in the attic and yeah by Christmas Day I forgot you And though it may be just a tad bit late Here it is: My Gift for You My Gift for You can't slap it down on a credit card or pick it from the vine so go ahead and open it it's just like my very inside Well it coulda been a doll or a windup train Oh, Christmas day is gone and it's all the same so... it might be just a little late, no? Here it is: My Gift for You

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released October 3, 2022

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Faux Jean San Diego, California

Faux Jean is singer-songwriter from Duluth Minnesota who currently resides near the border of Mexico. He is kind of a stay- at-home dad slash dilettante coming out of hibernation and releasing music with greater frequency as time speeds up. Faux Jean cut his teeth in the fertile Minneapolis music scene in the early aughts before settling down to family life. He likes to draw and dance and and and!! ... more

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